Police Officer Impresses With His Detailed Erotic Description Of Couple Arrested For Performing Sex Acts In Florida Park

Grant Mulder Lauren Baugh Lawrence Trinka Beach Florida

A couple was arrested after a police officer spotted them engaging in sexual acts on Sunday afternoon in a Florida park and wrote up a detailed report of their raunchy antics.

Grant Mulder, 48, and Lauren Baugh, 41, were arrested on Sunday after a police officer caught them mid-way through a sex act in Largo Central Park, Florida.

The officer wrote about the act using a description that would not have been amiss in an erotic novel, writing about Baugh with her “legs spread apart” and “vulva exposed.”

According to the officer’s report, he saw the couple engaging in the sexual act at around 1:45 p.m. on Sunday, when Mulder was performing “cunnilingus” on his girlfriend.

He added that the act was “better known as the union of the mouth with the vulva.”

Officer Lawrence Trinka, who might be an inspired erotic novel author, described the incident in the police report as follows: “[She was] lying on her back with her legs spread apart and her vulva exposed as her boyfriend and co-defendant performed cunnilingus on her, better known as the union of the mouth with the vulva.”

The Internet is impressed with Officer Lawrence Trinka’s captivating description. The report also stated that both Mulder and Baugh have criminal records and were thought to be intoxicated at the time of the incident.

They were both charged for separate crimes — Mulder for lewd and lascivious behavior and Baugh for the exposure of sexual organs in a public place.

The news comes as police have been clamping down on revelers who have traveled from other parts of the US to Florida for spring break. An 8 p.m. curfew has been imposed in Miami, which has been the center of activity for many party-goers.

There are concerns about the spread of coronavirus in the city, as well as the drunken fights which have been breaking out in the streets.

Mulder and Baugh had been engaging in sexual acts in a “highly trafficked” area, where they could have been visible to others visiting the park or people traveling on foot or by car nearby.

Baugh was released on a $150 bond later on Sunday, while Mulder was fined $600 after entering a plea of no contest. After the story went viral, some people started rooting for Lawrence Trinka to launch a career as a writer of erotic stories.

Commenters say that he seems to be natural and might have a gift for the genre.

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